-::- www.jonester.co.uk -::- a view from the cab


	How can anyone tell me to take down a name plate from my sunvisor when I travel sat next to a huge Monkey in a high vis vest and still keep a straight face , if thats his only problem then hey who am I to argue. - any who just look out for the Chunkey Monkey from now on truckers - until that comes under some rule or other.


	The site is now in its second year , and 56000 hits to boot. I have done what I set out to by using this as a test bed for new ideas on graphics and layout and also as a platform to air my views and post some interesting pictures. I am on the lookout for filthy Moto services - if you know of one then drop me a line.Pay through the nose for a crappy service ?
I have used tables this year to hold the text and pictures on the page and the menu is a simple flash one made with Livemotion , the colours are all hex values and based on the spectrum , with red being this page and the base colour for the 'J' in the favicon . You are able to comment on all of this on the forum , I am a big lad and my shoulders are broad so dont hold back but just keep it clean to be seen. The old pages from last years site are still live so with some of the photograph pages you see the original layout.

		As always there is a 'transport' theme running through he site,some of he things I see from day to day crack me up.There have been times that I have cried laughing at stuff I see or do.Then again there things that reduce me to tears - like the arse in a sage green Jag cutting me up on the M40 becacause he was doing a crossword in the middle lane - V901VUY - I tried to catch up with him but could'nt .

The grass is not always greener - it just takes longer to chew

garstang will jones hgv driver jonester www.jonester.co.uk golive livemotion photoshop blackpool fleetwood