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| This site has undergone some serious problems since it was created in the spring of 2006.First off it was a diary of my travels,views and problems encountered as a Dad and a long distance H.G.V driver.This was soon taken off line when my previous employer took the view that it posed a security threat and a rather snotty letter to me via my wife told me in not so many words to remove all mention of the firm in words or pictures.I must say however that the site was in no way derogertary to the firm but a truth full view of life in the funny lane.Shame as with the amount of drivers that leave the firm every year they could of used it to get fresh meat rather than crappy newspaper adverts that cost a fortune?
The new site will concentrate on the things that make me laugh,rather than the daily toil and bills.There will be video blogs and of course loads of pictures.The emphasis will be clean cutting edge presentation with full access for all regardless of age,creed or abiltity.
It has been created using Adobe Photoshop,GoLive 6 and LiveMotion2.The tools I have used for the last 5 years without any problems.The site will load on all computers and there is no need to be all singing and dancing as I am a strong believer in the lowest common denominator.Dont get lost get listed - after months of trying I have managed to get top spot for the site on the big players in the search engine league with the key word being Jonester. Next on the list is a mention on the BBC site - I have been on before and I am sure I will return.....
Screen shots of the 3 big search engines showing me as number 1 with the search string of 'jonester'
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| Daily Statistics for October 2007 |
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| Day |
Hits |
Files |
Pages |
Visits |
Sites |
KBytes |
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| 1 |
604 |
4.49% |
502 |
4.25% |
137 |
4.59% |
21 |
3.07% |
16 |
3.96% |
44505 |
9.23% |
| 2 |
344 |
2.56% |
315 |
2.67% |
76 |
2.55% |
25 |
3.65% |
20 |
4.95% |
30645 |
6.36% |
| 3 |
316 |
2.35% |
287 |
2.43% |
74 |
2.48% |
53 |
7.74% |
40 |
9.90% |
16356 |
3.39% |
| 4 |
372 |
2.77% |
355 |
3.00% |
92 |
3.08% |
29 |
4.23% |
32 |
7.92% |
7750 |
1.61% |
| 5 |
97 |
0.72% |
85 |
0.72% |
43 |
1.44% |
14 |
2.04% |
16 |
3.96% |
1429 |
0.30% |
| 6 |
506 |
3.76% |
414 |
3.50% |
180 |
6.03% |
27 |
3.94% |
23 |
5.69% |
9051 |
1.88% |
| 7 |
371 |
2.76% |
345 |
2.92% |
59 |
1.98% |
24 |
3.50% |
20 |
4.95% |
21831 |
4.53% |
| 8 |
521 |
3.87% |
506 |
4.28% |
291 |
9.75% |
27 |
3.94% |
22 |
5.45% |
8684 |
1.80% |
| 9 |
289 |
2.15% |
259 |
2.19% |
55 |
1.84% |
21 |
3.07% |
22 |
5.45% |
4110 |
0.85% |
| 10 |
528 |
3.93% |
520 |
4.40% |
303 |
10.15% |
24 |
3.50% |
21 |
5.20% |
9487 |
1.97% |
| 11 |
322 |
2.39% |
314 |
2.66% |
166 |
5.56% |
25 |
3.65% |
24 |
5.94% |
7637 |
1.58% |
| 12 |
432 |
3.21% |
391 |
3.31% |
91 |
3.05% |
26 |
3.80% |
25 |
6.19% |
8244 |
1.71% |
| 13 |
1858 |
13.82% |
1192 |
10.09% |
363 |
12.16% |
25 |
3.65% |
23 |
5.69% |
24312 |
5.04% |
| 14 |
713 |
5.30% |
637 |
5.39% |
180 |
6.03% |
16 |
2.34% |
15 |
3.71% |
15331 |
3.18% |
| 15 |
1536 |
11.42% |
1522 |
12.88% |
193 |
6.47% |
25 |
3.65% |
23 |
5.69% |
29423 |
6.10% |
| 16 |
173 |
1.29% |
159 |
1.35% |
33 |
1.11% |
21 |
3.07% |
25 |
6.19% |
3122 |
0.65% |
| 17 |
228 |
1.70% |
208 |
1.76% |
23 |
0.77% |
19 |
2.77% |
34 |
8.42% |
4072 |
0.84% |
| 18 |
540 |
4.02% |
493 |
4.17% |
55 |
1.84% |
26 |
3.80% |
26 |
6.44% |
9641 |
2.00% |
| 19 |
175 |
1.30% |
136 |
1.15% |
35 |
1.17% |
23 |
3.36% |
29 |
7.18% |
2602 |
0.54% |
| 20 |
845 |
6.28% |
720 |
6.09% |
82 |
2.75% |
30 |
4.38% |
27 |
6.68% |
12646 |
2.62% |
| 21 |
707 |
5.26% |
658 |
5.57% |
149 |
4.99% |
22 |
3.21% |
21 |
5.20% |
17195 |
3.57% |
| 22 |
306 |
2.28% |
276 |
2.34% |
35 |
1.17% |
23 |
3.36% |
23 |
5.69% |
5109 |
1.06% |
| 23 |
704 |
5.23% |
659 |
5.58% |
94 |
3.15% |
24 |
3.50% |
38 |
9.41% |
13500 |
2.80% |
| 24 |
105 |
0.78% |
99 |
0.84% |
18 |
0.60% |
16 |
2.34% |
17 |
4.21% |
2067 |
0.43% |
| 25 |
146 |
1.09% |
128 |
1.08% |
23 |
0.77% |
18 |
2.63% |
22 |
5.45% |
2489 |
0.52% |
| 26 |
264 |
1.96% |
249 |
2.11% |
73 |
2.45% |
32 |
4.67% |
31 |
7.67% |
4277 |
0.89% |
| 27 |
435 |
3.23% |
378 |
3.20% |
55 |
1.84% |
42 |
6.13% |
70 |
17.33% |
166522 |
34.53% |
| 28 |
12 |
0.09% |
10 |
0.08% |
7 |
0.23% |
7 |
1.02% |
8 |
1.98% |
174 |
0.04% |
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Summary Period: Last 12 Months
Generated 02-Mar-2008 03:10 GMT
Over 41000 hits in the first year and thats with a two month shut down to regroup.
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| Summary by Month |
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| Month |
Daily Avg |
Monthly Totals |
| Hits |
Files |
Pages |
Visits |
Sites |
KBytes |
Visits |
Pages |
Files |
Hits |
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| May 2008 |
907 |
481 |
140 |
54 |
879 |
496441 |
1694 |
4353 |
14914 |
28128 |
| Apr 2008 |
1211 |
549 |
148 |
63 |
993 |
611303 |
1890 |
4447 |
16477 |
36333 |
| Mar 2008 |
5728 |
967 |
622 |
64 |
922 |
1015656 |
1989 |
19310 |
29977 |
177572 |
| Feb 2008 |
568 |
453 |
86 |
43 |
653 |
458625 |
1268 |
2520 |
13146 |
16483 |
| Jan 2008 |
639 |
485 |
130 |
40 |
611 |
412413 |
1249 |
4056 |
15042 |
19828 |
| Dec 2007 |
503 |
375 |
117 |
31 |
485 |
305968 |
980 |
3657 |
11642 |
15606 |
| Nov 2007 |
453 |
363 |
85 |
30 |
538 |
307940 |
905 |
2571 |
10919 |
13590 |
| Oct 2007 |
496 |
432 |
114 |
25 |
469 |
520161 |
801 |
3553 |
13394 |
15400 |
| Sep 2007 |
289 |
237 |
45 |
21 |
338 |
194098 |
635 |
1364 |
7113 |
8674 |
| Aug 2007 |
408 |
313 |
66 |
27 |
404 |
424138 |
858 |
2071 |
9731 |
12659 |
| Jul 2007 |
250 |
184 |
73 |
37 |
467 |
553317 |
1167 |
2286 |
5724 |
7753 |
| Jun 2007 |
227 |
165 |
82 |
42 |
600 |
379011 |
1275 |
2488 |
4959 |
6825 |
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| Totals |
5679071 |
14711 |
52676 |
153038 |
358851 |
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Package Features:
1GB Hosting Space
300 POP3 Email Accounts
10GB Data Transfer Per Month
2 MySQL Databases
50 hosted sub-domains
Free Web Applications
Free Tutorials
Unix OS
Control Panel
Online Site Management
Cron Tab Manager
Full DNS Management
Password protected Directories
Log Manager
Online File Manager
Spam Filtering
Virus Scanning
Firewall Protection
Daily Data Back-Up
Website & Usage Statistics
Webmail (access your email from any computer with internet access)
FTP Access
Email Auto Responders
Frontpage Extensions
Unlimited Email Aliases
SSI, PHP4, PERL and Raw Log Files enabled
Free Online Support
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The site is hosted by GN Hosting - www.gnhosting.co.uk - this used to be Ghoulnet.Based in Nottingham they have been my hosting provider for the last 5 years.For around £40 pounds a year you get all of this - left - and more if you go for another package. |
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Intel® Celeron® Processor 2.60 Ghz |
| Network |
10Base-T/100Base-TX |
| Cache |
128 KB (on die) |
| Memory |
256 MB
(Upgradeable to 1024 MB now 512MB) |
| Memory Information |
SO-DIMM 266Mhz (DDR) |
| Hard Disk Drive |
| 40 Gb (IDE) PLUS a USB 40Gb hard drive |
| (5 GB reserved - recovery space) |
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| Video Chipset |
ATI Radeon IGP 345M |
| Video Memory |
Up to 128 MB |
| Display |
15" TFT XGA 1024x768 |
| Sound Chip |
Analog Devices AD1981B 16-bit CD-quality stereo sound AC 97 2.3 |
| Floppy Disk Drive |
3.5" 1.44 MB |
| Optical |
| CD-ROM : 25.8 x Speed |
| CD-R : 24 x Speed |
| CD-RW : 10 x Speed |
| USB DVD +/- Rewriter |
| DVD-ROM : 8.3 x Speed |
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| Ports on Unit |
2 PC Card Slot(s), 4 pins i.Link Port, MemoryStick Slot, 3 USB Port(s) (high (USB 2.0) / full / low speed ) |
| Ports on Unit |
Audio/Video Out, Headphones Out, Microphone In, Ethernet Port, Parallel Port, VGA Monitor Out, |
| PC Card Slots |
2 PCMCIA type I, 2 PCMCIA type II or 1 PCMCIA type III Cards and Cardbus support |
| Modem |
built-in modem V.90/K56Flex (56kbps) data/fax modem |
| Keyboard |
87 Keys
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| Mouse |
Touchpad |
| AC Adapter |
PCGA-AC19V7 |
| Battery |
PCGA-BP2NX |
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Adobe Acrobat Reader, Adobe Photoshop Elements, Adobe Premiere, Dvgate, EverQuest, Hotkey Utility, Memory Stick Formatter, MSWorks, Norton Internet Security, PictureGear Studio, QuickTime, RealOne Player, SonicStage, Sony Notebook Setup, VAIO Edit Components, VAIO Info Centre, VAIO Media Single Installer, WinDVD for VAIO |
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1 Year
2 years for Germany, Austria, Czech Republic and Portugal * |
Intel® Virtualization Technology is not supported on VAIO
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Hot swappable
Color: Silver
Reliable 2.5" HD
Low power consumption
Perfect for notebooks
Rotational Speed: 4200 rpm
Size: 13.2x8.3x1.8cm
Weight: 300gr.
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Manufacturer's Description
From the Canon Visionary Technologies that deliver great shot after shot to the easy access special scene modes, everything about the PowerShot A400 is designed to make photography simple. A camera that takes the hard work out of super results, leaving you to focus on capturing the right moment. And with 3.2 Megapixels, you'll be delighted at the detail and quality of your digital images and photo prints.Images to impress;A Canon high-performance lens ensures outstanding image quality from one corner of the picture to the other.
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I have just bought a new laptop,this one is a cheap but powerfull Advent 8115.The only thing is that it is full of 'TECH GUYS' links and crap preinsaled by Currys.Its like getting a new girlfriend but finding her old boyfriends name written in her knickers!! |
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| Extended facts for this ADVENT 8115 |
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| Battery Type |
Li-Ion |
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| Battery life (up to) |
1.5 hours |
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| CD-ROM Speed |
48 x |
Enabling access to CD ROM data. The higher the number the faster the speed |
| CD-RW Speed. |
24 x |
Enabling you to access and store data on CD-RW disks. The higher the number the faster the speed |
| Colour |
Black/Black/Black |
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| DVD-ROM Speed |
8 x |
Enabling you access to data on DVD. The higher the number the faster the speed |
| DVD-RW Speed |
4 x |
Enabling you to store data on DVD. The higher the number the faster the speed |
| Depth |
258 mm |
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| Graphics Card Type |
Integrated |
To enable images to be displayed on your monitor |
| Graphics Memory |
128mb shared MB |
The higher the memory the better quality images you are display |
| Hard Drive Capacity |
100 Gb |
The bigger the capacity the more you can store |
| Height |
36 mm |
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| Memory Size |
2048 MB |
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| Memory Type |
DDR II |
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| Modem Type |
NO |
Enabling communication with others via the telephone line. A modem is used for the Internet, e-mail and faxing |
| No. of Firewire Connections |
0 |
High speed data transfer link for digital video and other media. Ideal for quickly downloading video images from a camcorder to PC |
| No. of USB Connections |
3 |
The more connections the computer has the more equipment you can connect to your computer e.g. a modem, printer, scanner, digital camera, PDA |
| Operating system |
Vista Premium |
Your software depends on the Operating System to make the computer functional. Look for either Windows XP (or Mac OS X Tiger on Apple computers) |
| Optical Drives |
DVD R/RW |
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| Processor Type |
Intel |
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| Screen Size/Type |
15.4" WXGA |
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| Software Titles Included |
Microsoft Works 8.5 |
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| Sound Type |
AZALIA |
To enable you to have sound from your computer which is great for games, movies and music |
| Weight |
2.7 kg |
This is the weight of the appliance in KG |
| Width |
358 mm |
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| Wireless Enabled |
YES |
Allows you to connect to an existing wireless network such as in a office or a wireless hot spot |
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Camera
- Auto focus
- BestPic™
- Camera - 3.2-megapixel
- Digital zoom - 16x
- Image stabiliser
- Picture blogging
- Red-eye reduction
- Video record
- Video stabiliser
- Xenon flash
Music
- Bluetooth™ stereo (A2DP)
- Media Player
- Music tones
- PlayNoww
Internet
- RSS feeds
- Web browser - Access NetFront™ Web Browser
Entertainment
- 3D games
- Java
- Radio
- Video Clip
- Video streaming
Connectivity
- Bluetoothh technology
- Infrared port
- Modem
- Synchronisation PC
- USB mass storage
- USB support
Messaging
- Email
- MMS (Multimedia Messaging)
- Predictive text input
- SMS long (Text Messaging)
- Sound recorder
Communication
- Polyphonic ringtones
- Speakerphone
- Vibrating Alert
Design
- Joystick
- Picture wallpaper
- Wallpaper animation
Organiser
- Alarm clock
- Calculator
- Calendar
- Contacts
- Flight mode
- Notes
- Phone book
- Stopwatch
- Tasks
- Timer
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